Is Hotmail Dead? Shit, yes! It's atleast in Intensive Care....

No, but seriously. Some indian lightning rod sold this to gates for lots of money a long time ago and all that....it was the first e-mail account i ever had. it's like fucking i was an adolescent, Caucasian German around the time the second world war started or some shit....i mean i just jumped on the bandwagon, din know better.

I DRINK A COUPLE OF BEERS, I'M HAPPY, I WANNA CHECK MY FOOKIN HOTMAIL INBOX AND ALL I FOOKIN GET IS A SHITLOAD OF FOOKIN SORROW, BITCH!!!!

THE BUTTONS DON'T WORK, THE SAME FRIGGIN' SPAM I RELIGIOUSLY MARK AS SPAM MONTH AFTER MONTH KEEPS INUNDATING THE MISERLY INBOX SPACE, IMPORTANT MAIL THAT I WAS EXPECTING GETS BURIED IN THE SPAM FOLDER AND ABSOLUTELY INANE SHIT ABOUT SOME FUCKFACE JOINING SOME OTHER FUCKFACE'S NETWORK GETS SHOVED IN MY FACE AND OVERALL I GET THE FEELING THAT THESE FACELESS GOONS BEHIND THE SERVICE ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY COMPUTER. NEXT THING I KNOW SOME SLITEYED MOTHERFUCKER IN CHINA HAS HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND IS SELLING FUCKING MADE IN CHINA ELECTRONICS CRAP WITH MY MAIL ID. THE SHIT FLAVORED ICING ON THE WHOLE PUTRID CAKE WAS THAT THE FATHERLESS CUNT WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT DIDN'T HAVE THE FUCKING DECENCY TO PAY SOMEONE WHO KNEW ENGLISH TO DRAFT HIS FUCKING SPAM MAIL....AND I START GETTING MAIL FROM FRIENDS COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT FUCK'S BAD ENGLISH...

I MEAN, IT SUCKS, MAN. IT COMPLETELY FOOKING SUCKS. IF THESE FUCKS DON WANNA SUPPORT THE FOOKIN SERVICE PLEASE FOOKIN TELL US, PLEASE? COME ON! THESE FOOKS GOTTA EITHER SHIT OR GET OFF THE FUCKING POT!!!!

I'M LIKE REALLY PISSED WITH THIS SHIT CALLED HOTMAIL!

THIS BE THE OBITUARY. TODAY. NOW.

FUCK YOU, MICROSOFT! THIS CENTURY AIN'T YOUR'S!!!!!!!